My fella and I bought land today in Hollywood
Cemetery. It has been my dream since I was a teen. This was going to be my
forever-after home; but, then I got married to a fella who had his own plan.
Our plans were different and we were different; all of this was alright. But
then, his plans changed and he wanted us to be bones together… and for our
first anniversary we thought buying funeral plots would be a romantic gesture
for two individuals who had been divorced…twice. Getting married is not always
forever for many of us; but, buying cemetery plots together seems like a sweet
gesture of forever. But, we put it off and we put it off; I hesitated and I was
not sure why.
Hollywood Cemetery! The place is already like a second home to
me. My fella asked when we were going to make the appointment. I was busy; work was hectic. I always had an
excuse.
The thing is… this was my dream. He already had his
dream and I worried I was bullying him into being with me… even though this was
his idea. At some point, I was going to have to trust him. When he tells me to
be myself, he means it. When he encourages me to follow my interests, he means
it. When he says he wants us to be bones together, he really does mean it.
Today was the appointment and I was so anxious… like
wedding butterflies! I was going to make one of the biggest decisions of my
life affecting my afterlife. What if the spot wasn’t perfect?!? How in the
world does one go about selecting their burial plot?!?
We wanted to dress in cheery colors! |
Well, it was quite simple actually. We made the
appointment. I already knew the Assistant General Manager with whom we would be
meeting. And, I knew the administrative assistant. The AGM asked us what we
were planning (burial or cremation); we want both (because I’m terribly
claustrophobic and while all the hot boys of my youth wanted to sleep in
coffins, I had no plans of crawling in one with them! Plus, all those damn Poe
stories about being buried alive. AND, I’m terribly bothered by needles so I
don’t want to be poked and prodded. Since I’m Southern, a little heat has never
bothered me. Turn up the fire and let me turn to ash.
The AGM handwrote everything for us including prices
and fees. He showed us a map; and, finally, he drove us around the cemetery in
a golf cart.
We chose the third plot of five; it was literally the
one less traveled and I think we both knew immediately that this was it. The
first two were in a more prominent section as were the latter two. The third
one took us on a small adventure. I even shared that my gothy heart was
swooning as we walked behind two mausoleums. I had never considered saying that
it would be nice to be near such things. And there, under a giant magnolia, was
our plot. The AGM noted that it was one that no one else has wanted. Even
better.
Neighbors to the left... and an old dirt pathway. |
It embraces my goth-girl need to creep around
mausoleums and my fella's longing to be around trees and among birds.
They say when you try on your perfect wedding dress
you just get the feeling; or, when you meet the right partner, you just know. I’m
not even talking about all that but when we saw our plot, we knew. We had
planned to look and go home to discuss it; but, my fella and I looked at each
other and said, “This is it!”
Behind the mausoleums feeling the spooky atmosphere! |
And to make everything that much easier, they have a
no interest payment plan for five years. Cemetery plots and funeral expenses
aren’t cheap. This makes everything a bit easier especially when one can plan
ahead.
I love it! I think it's the neatest anniversary present ever. <3
ReplyDeleteThank you! We both have planner personalities aka we like a plan. This feels comforting and exciting.
DeleteDarling, Gothy Gardener! This is so many kinds of awesome! For some reason I find this gesture to be more real, more forever, more about love and understand than the wedding. Congratulations on your forever-after home! :) Perhaps if I'm ever out to visit you two wonderful people you'll take me to see your new home. Much love to you and the Mister.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Franny! Oh, I feel that much more connected to him now. It's hard to explain and more complex that a comment probably allows but I think you understand.
DeleteDid I mention that we're 100% in our right to picnic on the spot?!? If you're ever in town, we will certainly go.
That really interesting I am thinking of considering life insurance for the mortgage I am starting to feel like a real adult. Congratulations, it looks like a lovely spot and know from your blog and FB posts it has personal passion of you. Sadly a few months ago, I went to humanist funeral it was lovely she was buried in meadow in wicker casket and had Christmas tree buried on top of her.This actually getting very popular in the UK. My partner and his mam have bought a similar package for a bargain Price, sorry it's my humour . I can't decide whether I want to be donated to science or burnt. It's great to read your blogging posts, again.
ReplyDeleteThis is great. I have been planning on buying myself a plot forever now. My husband is a cheapskate. I just know he will cremate me but if I buy a plot, then he will not want to waste it.
ReplyDeleteIt's a lovely place! All the trees and mausoleums,
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